A-maize-in Precure! Cure Maize Cultivated! (Part 1)

Part 1:


 * The episode starts off with Zulu warping back to the Castle Lair headquarters at Shirosekai.*

Zulu arrives at headquarters, pacing around, wondering why he couldn't finish off the Precures when he had the chance. "Damn it, They're really good for beginners. But for real now, they are nothing but average. My Dark Raider was dominating most of this match. Why couldn't it eviscerate the Cures when it had the chance. AUGH!" Zulu punches the wall creating a hole in the brick wall.

Trinity arrives. "Seems they have three members now, gosh dam." Trinity facepalms. "Why can't they just disappear for good?"

"Don't worry Trinity, I'm pretty sure you and Heavy D got this next time. Don't fumble the ball!"

Heavy D arrives and says "The Precures are thorns on our side, but the Castilians are going to make them die, in agony. We, the Castilians are family, we never panic when the going gets tough. We're tough so we get going. Yall with me?"

"Yeah!"

"You know it!"

All 3 high five each other. Maxi then arrives in her human form, where she is known as "Machiko".

"Hey guys, I checked out what's going on in the Earth right now."

"Yeah, so what's going on there?"

"Spill the Beans, Maxine."

"We hear ya."

"Alright, I snuck to Earth in my human form, disguised as a schoolgirl, and I stole a flyer from the street. It says:" She starts to read the flyer.

(Two Day Sports Festival, from February 26 at noon to February 29 at 6:00. We have recreational sports including kickball, lacrosse, cricket, water polo, rugby, netball, volleyball and flag football. Also there will be Phys Ed classes, a trip to Nagashima Amusement Park, and a contest where 6 random people can win a trip to Chicago on August, we have the tickets!

Where to register: At Adler Oberschule or Adler Grundschule after school on February 18th at Principal Fischer's office.

Food: You can bring your own food or you can purchase it.

Transportation: 400 yen for each student.

Rules: NEVER EVER GO OUT ALONE! STAY IN LINE! IF YOU NEED PERMISSION TO GO SOMEWHERE, JUST ASK! BAD BEHAVIOR ISN'T TOLERATED! NO ALCOHOL, NO SMOKING EVER!)

Heavy D snatches the flyer from Machiko and chuckles. Trinity takes a peek and chuckle as well.

"This is going to be a cinch!" Heavy D declares loudly. "We, the Castillians will make sure that we beat down the Pretty Cures. Inch. By. Inch.


 * Intro Theme.*

Part 2:


 * 5:00 AM, we see a lady in pajamas playing Super Smash Bros on Wii Wi-Fi connection. Location: Her bedroom in a Tokyo apartment. She's playing as Marth and her opponent (revealed later to be Mario Moretti, her love interest) is playing as Mario. And the stage is Hyrule Temple. Both players are down to their final lives, and both players have 100% damage.*

Mario breaks the Smash Ball, kicks Marth almost out of the stage, and just when you think Marth was going to get back, Mario uses his Final Smash, defeating Marth, putting an end to her 100 match winning streak.

"F***ing He**! How could I, Kokumotsu Gadona, the video game master, lose to the likes of you?"

"Easy, you underestimated me, you looked down on my fighting skills! Face it, I'm better than you!" Mario Moretti replies.

"Whatever, I'll beat you next match, just you wait buster. Even though, I do love ya.."

"HAHAHAHA, girl, you're creeping me out."

"Speaking of creepy...." Kokumotsu looks outside her window to see an unusually bright rainbow. "Rainbows are not this bright!" Suddenly she sees a gold-colored bronco outside her window coming her way.

"Whoa, it's a horsey..... whoa...... it's coming fast I gotta get out of the way! OH!" She was almost knocked unconscious by it. It looks down at the girl and quickly moved away.

"Hey, why did you come at me for? Who are you anyway?"

"Call me Milho. I came from the Garden Land. The Golden Bronco sent me to Earth in search for the legendary warriors, the Pretty Cures. I have a feeling you have what it takes to be among them."

"Pretty Cures??? You mean the ones that were on the Tokyo Evening News last night? One of them is named Pepper, the other is Salt, and the other is called Cannabis."

"You are correct Kokumotsu."

Kokumotsu almost had a heart attack. "AHH! How did you know my name?"

"The Golden Bronco knows every human being on Earth, their names, phone numbers, location, etc."

"Okayyyyy. Do you think the Golden Bronco believes I will get a boyfriend soon?"

"Maybe. You sure are a sweetie."

"Heyyyyyy thanks. I never had a boyfriend until now because most Asian boys see me as ghetto because of my dark skin. What they don't realize is that I'm 1/4th Japanese and 1/8th White as well."

"Don't worry, you'll be loved once you save the earth and the universe by becoming a Precure!"

"Eh, saving the universe? That thought makes me kind of nervous, having to carry the weight of the entire universe, haha"

"But hey, you're the athletic type, and you love to socialize, so you can relate with many people. And saving the universe is very important if we as a civilization wants to stay in existence forever."

"Tell me, what's the danger around the universe."

"Let's just say there's an evil man named Kurajo who desires to control every single thing in the universe and turn us all to his peasants for only his gain."

"AAAAH!" Kokumotsu screams in fear. "So that explains the monsters that have been attacking us."

"Yeah, very bleak future if we were to lose to Kurajo's evil."

"You know what, you can count on me to clean evil's clock. Hold up, I gotta get ready for my 1st day of school at Adler Oberschule!"

She showers, brushes her teeth, puts on her clothes. As she gets ready to leave, she calls her father, DeShawn, that she's getting ready for school.

"Bye mom, I'm getting ready for school!"

Tsunade, her mother, gets up and waves at her daughter. "Take care sweetie!"

"Hey!" Milho calls Kokumotsu. "I want to come with you."

"Haha, sure!"

"Alright!"

Milho gives her the Windmill Flower. She wonders what it does.

"Does it make me a Precure?" Asks Kokumotsu.

"Of course, all you have to do is spin it clockwise but don't turn it clockwise unless I tell ya to." Milho warns.

"What if I spin it the other way?"

"If you spin it counter-clockwise, 3 screens will pop up. It'll help to feed me when I'm hungry, put me to sleep when I'm sleepy, or heal me when I am hurt."

"Well that's awesome." Kokumotsu then gets on her bike on her way to school, but she sees a flyer that advertises the sports festival on the walls of her house. "Hello, what's this? A SPORTS FESTIVAL? LOVE. I'm so going there! Hang on Milho!"

She starts to ride her bike really fast.


 * In Advanced German Class at 8:00*

Ms. Strauss, the new teacher, prepares her desk, gets up and says "Guten Tag! I am Ms. Strauss, I am a German emigrant from Munich."

The students give her a warm welcome "Good morning Strauss-sensei!"

"Good morning to you too, oh and we have a new student!" Kokumotsu comes through the door.

"Why don't you introduce yourself to the class. I am Ms. Strauss."

"Hello Strauss-sensei and hello class! I am Kokumotsu Gadona. I love sports, video games, fashion, socializing, pretty much having fun in general. I hate liars, disrespectful people, and I hate to lose, I'm always a winner!"

"Well pick a seat."

"I'll sit next to the girl in the hijab!" *She takes her seat next to Togarashi.*

"Hi I'm Kokumotsu, what's your name?"

"I'm Togarashi Bell. Nice to meet ya."

"Yeah, I just had this weird day so far an It's only been 3 hours haha, well I got this bronco who is from the Garden Land..."

"Don't tell me...., you're Precure as well?" Taima and Karai joins in on the convo.

"I guess so, I just got it today. Weird. I got this cool flower, apparently it makes me transform."

"Yeah it does."

Ms Strauss calls for homework, and the girls pass it in except Koku obviously.

"Anyways, check this out, it's a sports festival. And I will sign on!"

"And so will I." Karai says. I'm very good in soccer, since Spain is a big footballing country, I love Real Madrid!"

"Count me in for soccer as well!" Togy says.

"And me, I rock at cricket." Taima says.

Togy's phone rings. "Whoa. Strauss-sensei can I go to the bathroom?"

"Sure."

She heads to the bathroom, and picks up the phone. "Hello?"

"Yeah, your mom is speaking, are you going to join the Sports festival, I will be there cheering you on! Go Togy Go!"

"Yeah, thanks Mommy."

"No problem."


 * She runs back to the classroom.*

Ms. Strauss writes "Übersetzen dieses Absatzes auf Japanisch. (Ich arbeite bei McDonald's in Tokio, Japan. Ich bin der Kassierer. Der Kunde fragt nach einem Big Mac Hamburger. Er gibt mir den Yen nötig, um die Big Mac bestellen. ich das Geld genommen in der Kasse registrieren.) " on the board

Everybody in the class got it right. The correct answer was "私は、東京のマクドナルドで日本に動作します. 私はレジをしています. 顧客はビッグマックのハンバーガーを要求します. 彼は私にビッグマックを注文するために必要な円を提供します. 私はまでにお金を取ら登録してください. "

Ms. Strauss was very impressed. "Very good class! If you can translate this paragraph, there will be no homework! Plus, an extra treat: Everybody goes to the Sports Festival for free if everyone gets it correct! I'll pay for everything off of my bank account. Now all you need to do is translate this."

(Hallo, wie geht es dir heute? Gut. Ich bin aus München, Bayern, Deutschland. Wir haben eine Fußballmannschaft namens FC Bayern München. Fußball ist sehr beliebt in Deutschland.)

Everyone but Kokumotsu was correct, as she forgot to write (ドイツ), and the class was pissed.

"Yo Kokumotsu, thanks to you, we're not going to the sports festival for free, let's throw footballs at her!" One boy shouted.

"Yeah, and baseballs too!" Another shouted."

Everyone but Taima, Karai and Togy threw footballs and baseballs at her, but Ms. Strauss stands up for the girls even though Kokumotsu got it wrong.

"You know what? Koku, Taima, Togarashi, and Karai can join for free!" The girls celebrate. "As for the rest of you, you will be banned from participating."

"Are you f***ing kidding me?" A blond haired boy in the back named Bart shouted. Then he chanted "Are you Hoffman-sensei in disguise?" He later adds "F*** this school, I knew I should have taken Swahili in the rival high school! I'm outta here!"

He gets out of his seat and runs out of the school.

"Good riddance" the 4 Precures and Strauss-sensei sighed.


 * Noon. The girls board the buses to Nagashima.**

"Woo! This is going to be great, I'm so going on the rides!" Kokumotsu could hardly contain her glee.

Heavy D appears on top of the school building, he does nothing though, as he is grinning that the Precures are falling into another one of his traps.

Trinity swoops in next to him and gives Heavy D a high five.

Heading to commercial Eyecatch: We see Togarashi is kneeling down praising to Allah, and Karai doing the Sign of the Cross motion "i.e. In the name of the father, son holy spirit amen" then they pose and turn precure with the other four Precures behing them. Cure Aubergine grabs the camera, looks at the screen, facing the viewers, saying "We'll be back!" Back to show Eyecatch: Karai checks her shades, poses to the viewers. Then Cure Maize scares her off by showing a spider, then Maize poses. Cure Aubergine pushes her away and poses. Then Cure Pepper throws popcorn at Aubergine, who runs away to dodge. Cure pepper starts to pose then all 6 Precures get together and smile at the viewer. They all say "Back to the show!"

Part 3:


 * The girls arrive at Nagashima Amusement park at 2:00 PM.*

The girls are in the White Cyclone roller-coaster and the ride is about to start.

"Oh my God, I'm scared guys, someone hold me! Maybe you can do it sweetie pie." says a frightened Karai.

"Suck it up rich girl, just sit back and enjoy the thrilling ride! And I ain't your sweetie pie, I already have one, his name is Mario. He's Italian, he can make a mean pizza any day for me! I want to marry him! OHHHHH IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME!" Kokumotsu replies.

The ride starts and the roller-coaster cars ascend.

Togy: "WOW, THE VIEW IS AWESOME!" Koku: "It's going to be a long way down!" Karai: "#1: Ya think? And #2: I wouldn't be on this ride if it wasn't for you Kokumotsu. Taima: "I love high roller coasters!" Karai: "I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON'T!"

The ride starts to go fast.

Togy, Koku, Taima: YEEEAHHHHHHHH THIS IS FUN! Karai: No it's not! Mamá, ayúdameeeee! Ay, carambaaaaaaaaaa!

At the end, Karai runs to the bathroom and vomits at the toilet.

Karai: *sobs* I never want to go on another roller-coaster again! Es malo para mi salud!

She washes her hands and is almost taken back to the bus, but Taima gives her the super medicine.

Next the girls go to the park to run sprints, then play soccer, and finally, flag football.

Part 4:


 * Fast forward to 4:00 PM, the girls warm up to flag football.*

Taima: This is awesome, go deep Kokumotsu! (She throws the football deep.) I got it, I got it, I got it! (Karai comes from behind the intercept the ball). Karai: ¡Lo tengo! Taima: Hey that was my ball! Karai: Whatever, I'm taking this back for a touchdown!

Heavy D swoops in and Karai runs to him. Heavy D didn't move an inch but Karai hurts her head.

Karai: Oww! Hey there's no tackling in flag football! Heavy D: I'm the referee! I can do whatever I want! Personal foul, unnecessary roughness, defense, Karai! Precure penalty, automatic Dark Raider summoning! (He raises his head and stomps his feet to summon the Dark Raider.) "Dark Raider, I summon you to cause havoc, may all human's and Precure's nightmares become reality!"

Dark Raider Ghosts appear and control the uprights, football machines which control automatically fires footballs. It also controls water coolers on the bench.

"Dark Raider! Field Goal!" "Dark Raider! Football Shot!" "Dark Raider! Water Cooler!"

"Ugh, Dark Raiders are here. D*mn." Karai pouts.

"Again?" - Taima

"Whatever, we'll beat 'em as always. Let's turn Precure!" - Togy

Heavy D blows whistle loudly. He throws a penalty flag which turns big enough to trap the girls in them before they transformed.

"I can't see!" Togy shouts.

Heavy D runs and kicks Taima.

"Nooo!" - Taima

Kokumotsu tries to slice it open, and does successfully. But she gets kicked by Heavy D.

"The kick is up!" - Heavy D "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" - Kokumotsu "It's GOOD! DARK RAIDER!" - Uprights Dark Raider

Heavy D starts beating up on the other Precures.

"Togarashi, you've been sacked!"

"Taima, tacked for a loss of... her soul along with the rest of the Precures! I bring the pain like Lawrence Taylor!"

"Karai, you got JACKED UP!"

Togy's family looks in horror except Karim, who was dreaming about being a super hero fighting gangsters.

"My daughter's getting beat up, this is horrible!" Rose then runs on to the field, only to get grabbed by Trinity and tossed to the adjacent baseball park by her talons.

"Sorry, but you just struck out!" - Trinity

Everything seem to be looking bad for our heroes. But it gets worse.

The football machine fires a machine gun of footballs toward the girls, and were all sent flying through the bleachers.

"Oh my god, this is terrible!" - all of the fairies.

"Ohhhh. I'm so unconscious." Karai speaks in agony. "Someone help us!"

"Not to worry! Super Mario Moretti is here!" Mario shows up in a real superhero uniform. He has super-strength with flying abilities in his superhero form. He lifts Heavy D up and throws him all the way to a fountain. Trinity looks flabbergasted.

"What the?"

"IT'S MARIO!!!!!!!!!" Kokumotsu hollers in glee. She then runs to embrace him.

"I forgive you for beating me in Super Smash Bros, thanks for saving us!"


 * Meanwhile in Tokyo city hall at 6:00 PM*

American-born and father of Kokumotsu, DeShawn Gadona, is about to sign a bill which brings more police on the streets, but bananas, tomatoes and even batteries and rocks are getting thrown in his direction by angry, racist citizens. One of them said:

"Go back to the ghetto where you belong! You're not welcome in Japan ever! I can't believe I was dumb enough to vote for you! You suck! You're running the great city of Tokyo to the ground! First we have these Maybach drivin, gun totin' mafia members overrunning neighborhoods! Now even the police are unwilling to take down the mafias! I'm even afraid of going to those neighborhoods because if the Mafia even THINKS that they are being threatened, they will shoot to kill!"

DeShawn strikes back. "The problem is racist bigoted d*lts like you! Because of you, nothing gets done around here. Are you gonna blame me for monsters walking around the entire country, attacking citizens now? Cause it seems to me you're blaming every bad thing on the government. But the truth is, since I'm not even Japanese, I've been targeted of hate crimes. Try that sh*t in the USA, you'll get deep-fried, regardless of race! Screw you racist morons, I'm outta here! I'm going back to Chi-town."

The racist fans cheer, while the non-racist ones got up and beat the crap out of the ones who were racist.


 * At the Castle Lair.*

Zulu: I'm hearing great news. The Pretty Cures are getting slaughtered. Maxi: Woof! *backflip* Kurajo (seen in a wizard outfit, with no face shown): Maxi likes it! HAHAHAHA! Maxi: Kill.... the Precure!


 * Closing Credits*

Preview: Episode 5: A-maize-in Precure! Cure Maize Cultivated! Part 2!

Kokumotsu: Woo-hoo! Without you, we would have not won Mario! Thanks for showing why I love you and adore you! Mario: Hahaha, don't mention it. Taima: With everyone healed, and turned to Precure, we're ready to rock! Togy: We refuse... Karai: To lose to the likes of you Castillians! All 4 Precures: Aaaaahhhhh! That linebacker Dark Raider is scary! Mario: Ya think? I just sh*t on my pants when I saw that thing!

All Four Girls: "Futari Wa Precure, Cultivation." Kokumotsu:"A-maize-in Precure!" All Four Girls: "Cure Maize Cultivated! Part 2! May we cultivate your dreams!"